3) The Chainsmokers - Paris
Fearlessly exploring the law of diminishing returns, this single "rhymes" the words Paris and parents.
4) Declan McKenna - The Kids Don't Wanna Come Home
Snackable indie-pop, as featured on the blog earlier this week. The streaming version ends with a very odd studio outtake, in which Declan is harrassed by a kid who appears to have eaten two dozen Kinder eggs.
5) Verité - Phase Me Out
Like Tove Lo, without the swears.
6) Laura Marling - Wild Fire
God, I'm so middle aged.
7) Julia Michaels - Issues
As previously noted on "these pages", this is a fantastic pop single.
666) Ralph Felix and SDJM - The Heat (I Wanna Dance With Somebody)
An assault on music. An assault on Whitney Houston. An assault on common decency.