Monday, February 28, 2011

Key moments in Lady Gaga's Born This Way video, and when you can expect to see them...

Hello reader. Here at Discopop Directory, we know you're far too busy chopping potatoes and tweeting about The One Show to devote a whole seven minutes of your life to Lady Gaga and her video for Born This Way.

So, with you in mind, we have created a handy, timed guide to this audiovisual event. Now you can simply skip to the segment that piques your interest, without sitting through two demoralising minutes of sub-Scientology bollocks.

0:04 A unicorn.

0:33 A uterus.

0:24 Mmmm..... That pimple on your chin looks ripe for squeezing.

2:11 Amazing hair-toss moment. The first of many. Approval rating = 100%

2:37 After a ridiculous load of old drivel, the song finally starts.

3:03 Man on the far right pulls "serious dance face".

3:52 Now they're all at it.

4:07 Bugs Bunny.

4:38 There are easier ways to eat a Cadbury's Creme Egg.

5:34 No, Lady Gaga. How about you go fuck yourself? Huh? HUH!? I thought so.

6:05 A solitary moment of frivolity.

6:52 These gloves look suspiciously like they were added "in post".
What could they be covering up, conspiracy fans?

7:10 Copyright notice.

Great. Now that we've got that out of the way, here is the video for you to watch / scroll through at your leisure. You can thank us in chocolate.

Lady Gaga - Born This Way

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