Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The iTunes top 25

The UK version of iTunes has just revealed it's top 25 best-selling singles of 2007. Here is what we learn:

No 1: iTunes still thinks Mika's name is spelt in capitals, like it's an acronym. Possible acronyms include: Mainly inert Koala army, Man injured (knee accident) and Mika is kwite awful.

No 2: Spending ten weeks at number one doesn't automatically make you the biggest-selling artist of the year, as Rihanna has learned to her shame.

No 4: Ruby, Ruby, RUBY! Ah-ah-agh-ah-ah-awwww. Genius.

No 12: Failure to grasp the most basic rules of English grammar has not stopped Timbaland from making millions. Skool suxxx kidz!

No 13: You don't seriously expect me to believe that Beautiful Liar came out in 2007, do you?

No 21: Hooray for Robyn!

No 23: If he lay there. If he just lay there. I would drive over him, then reverse just to make sure I'd finished the job off properly.

No 24: Apparently, the Great British public doesn't mind if you violently rape the memory of Ben E. King to score a hit record. Amazing.

The list "in full"
1. Mika - Grace Kelly
2. Rihanna - Umbrella
3. The Fray - How To Save A Life
4. The Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
5. Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
6. Kanye West - Stronger
7. Kate Nash - Foundations
8. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love
9. Sugababes - About You Now
10. Take That - Shine
11. Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
12. Timbaland - The Way I Are
13. Beyonce & Shakira - Beautiful Liar
14. Justin, Nelly and Timbaland - Give It To Me
15. Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
16. The Hoosiers - Worried About Ray
17. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
18. Starz In Their Eyes - Just Jack
19. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry
20. Gym Class Heroes - Cupid's Chokehold
21. Robyn - With Every Heartbeat
22. The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
23. Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars
24. Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
25. Enrique Iglesias - Do You Know? (The Ping Pong song)


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