Wednesday, November 8, 2006


Lawks-a-lordy, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from her husband / backing dancer, after a record breaking (for her) 777 days.

That's 775 days - or 18,593, hours - longer than her previous marriage. Therefore, Kevin Federline was 339 times more successful at being Britney's husband than Jason Alexander. So, congratulations to him. Perhaps he can go back to his ex-girlfriend and their two children now.

Britney, of course, is a classy lady with fine, upstanding christian morals. That's why she let K-Fed (henceforth to be known as Fed-Ex) know about the divorce proceedings the traditional way - by text message. While he was on TV. Ouch!

See the "footage" - such as it is - below.

Having dealt this cruel blow, Britney retreated into privacy to mull over her two failed marriages and how the divorce would impact on her young children.

Not really! Instead, she went ice skating at the open-air and not-at-all-private Rockefeller Center in New York.

In unrelated news, Britney has started recording a new album.

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