Thursday, April 28, 2005

What are the celebs up to today?

  • Cradle snatched!
    Katie and Tom make a cute couple, but doesn't the thought of it make you feel slightly dirty? Like when teachers used to flirt with you?

  • High-profile paedophilia case bungled!
    Seriously - how useless are the prosecution in the Michael Jackson trial? Even their surprise star witness ends up making Jacko seem a victim (of "vultures", bizarrely).

  • Man aware of his own crimes against humanity!
    Sting admits to Gwen Stefani that he is "a dick".

  • Hair bleached!
    The internet is overcome with the news that Linday Lohan has dyed her hair blonde for a film role. Whatever next? Kevin Bacon wears hat? Nicole Kidman applies blusher? Sean Penn lightens up? ...Hmm, maybe not.

  • Oh for fuck's sake!
    Now they're kissing... Why, Lord? Why?

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